So when he is found dead on the village green, brilliant Belgian detective Inspector Jape finds himself enmeshed in a fiendishly complex snare of intrigue and revenge.

Featuring a mutant donkey, the World’s most romantic garlic farm, and the line “a tsunami of bottom waste”.

Featuring peacock’s , belly-dancing, Gangnam – Style father-son dance-offs, saffron-related bartering in Siberia, Paris and London, and some almighty poetic rhyming ( not to mention classy subliminal Hamlet references) from court poet Nasaka.

Abdul takes his son Frankani on an epic quest from Morocco to the “Obstaples (sic) of Sebastapol – a magic stone circle that has the power to resurrect Abdul’s wife. There’s only  one problem – only a maiden can touch the stones – non-maidens will die. Kate and Natalie come along for the ride – but one of them is hiding a secret about their purity. Featuring a Wagner/Puccini/Verdi mash-up involving middle-management training, and a man with a mysterious package.

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Greek wrestlers Barriokolus and Tickolino vie for the honour of victory – but one is selfish and one is selfless.

Empress Varius presides over their competition until an unexpected twist sends Barriokolus to Ancient Londinium and a meeting with pottery fanatic Ian Glenn ( no relation).

Featuring references to both Starlight Express and Book Of Mormon, and a Gangnam Style versus Morris Dancing Style show-down that had to be believed to have been seen. Careful you don’t lose your skin to a strigil!

The Princess of this pickle kingdom leaves with her lower-status heart-throb Jeremy Jenkins to join the free society of the French courgettes – Les Legumes Superieure.

But her departure from the restrictive society of the pickle jar sparks a revolution. The vinegar workers rise up and dethrone the king, forcing him to work cleaning the bottom of the jar.

Will the Princess return to her people and save her father from slavery? But if she does, will she even want to undo the changes towards a more egalitarian society?

It’s Cardinal Michael the 69th , although his sudden promotion leads to a megalomaniac quest for fame.

Will Pope Michael ever be able to control his drinking? His lust for power? In short, will he ever know when to stop?

Father Bernard and Cardinal Salvatore hold emergency meetings about the Pope’s new reality shops in their favourite haunt, “The Cardinal’s Inn”, Liz from Venice has an invisible gondola and the keys to Michael’s heart, and God reveals himself to be a Fosse Fan. It all ends with a happy congregation doing “The Vatican Strut”.

As the sulphurous  rumblings of Iceland’s almost unpronounceable volcano threaten a fiery apocalypse, things aren’t going well between Beth and Frank – Beth’s had 24 children, and her fertility is freaking Frank out – so he goes to see Brunnhilde the Norn sister and gets the gift of prophecy, while she gets free food from Benjio in Aisle 4 of Iceland.  Which kind of makes things worse.

An ark is built.  Frank takes the children, but Beth stays in Iceland’s premier sauna / bar with her best friend Benjio to weather out the ash cloud. How do you spell Eyjafjallajökull? Like that….